Ever feel like you’re suffocating in a meeting? Just be thankful you’re not a turtle—they breathe through their butts! This hoodie is for the misunderstood, the overachievers, and those who enjoy a good, weird fact. It’s a reminder to take a deep breath, even if you’re not equipped like a turtle. Ideal for conversation starters, or ending them awkwardly.
A classic hoodie with a large front pouch pocket and drawstrings in matching color.
Preshrunk fleece knit
Air jet yarn gives softer feel and reduced pilling
Double-lined hood with color-matched drawcord
Tear away label
Double-needle stitching at shoulder, armhole, neck, waistband and cuffs
Pouch pocket
1 x 1 rib with spandex
Quarter-turned to eliminate centre crease
Fibre content varies by color, see color list for exceptions
Size guide
| S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL | 4XL | 5XL | |
| A) Length (cm) | 68.6 | 71.1 | 73.7 | 76.2 | 78.7 | 81.3 | 84 | 86 |
| B) Half Chest (cm) | 50.8 | 55.9 | 61 | 66 | 71.1 | 76.2 | 81 | 86 |
| C) Sleeve Length (cm) | 85.1 | 87.6 | 90.2 | 92.7 | 95.3 | 97.8 | 100 | 103 |
| S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL | 4XL | 5XL | |
| A) Length (inches) | 27 | 28 | 29 | 30 | 31 | 32 | 33.1 | 33.9 |
| B) Half Chest (inches) | 20 | 22 | 24 | 26 | 28 | 30 | 31.9 | 33.9 |
| C) Sleeve Length (inches) | 33.5 | 34.5 | 35.5 | 36.5 | 37.5 | 38.5 | 39.4 | 40.6 |
Care instructions
| Wash | Machine wash warm (max 40C or 105F), wash garment inside out with similar colors |
| Tumble Dry | Low |
| Bleach | Only non-chlorine |
| Dry Clean | Do not dry clean |
| Iron | Do not iron |
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