Ever feel like you’re suffocating in a meeting? Just be thankful you’re not a turtle—they breathe through their butts! This T-shirt is for the misunderstood, the overachievers, and those who enjoy a good, weird fact. It’s a reminder to take a deep breath, even if you’re not equipped like a turtle. Ideal for conversation starters, or ending them awkwardly.
Preshrunk jersey knit
Fitted silhouette with side seam
High stitch density for smoother printing surface
Seamless double-needle 1.3 cm collar
Taped neck and shoulders
Tear away label and double-satin label
Double-needle sleeve and bottom hems
Size guide
| S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL | |
| A) Length (cm) | 63.5 | 66 | 68.6 | 70.5 | 71.1 | 72 |
| B) Half Chest (cm) | 41 | 43 | 47 | 50 | 56 | 62 |
| S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL | |
| A) Length (inches) | 25 | 26 | 27 | 27.8 | 28 | 28.3 |
| B) Half Chest (inches) | 16.1 | 16.9 | 18.5 | 19.7 | 22 | 24.4 |
Care instructions
| Wash | Machine wash warm (max 40C or 105F), wash garment inside out with similar colors |
| Tumble Dry | Low |
| Bleach | Only non-chlorine |
| Dry Clean | Do not dry clean |
| Iron | Do not iron |
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